you are being overly dramatic. you get 2 batteries with this grip (the one in the camera, and another in the grip). There will probably also be a normal battery grip as well for those straight stills shooters. Nothing we stated suggests anywhere that they wouldn't be a normal grip for those that don't need the additional cooling. and if canon doesn't make one, some third party vendor will.
Also, better thermals means less noise if you are shooting longer exposures in warm weather.
This is the best compromise and absolutely the right solution for an R5 camera. Leave off the heavier cooling for those that need it. If you don't need it, then you still have a small mirrorless full frame camera.
I have long long LONG wanted canon to start doing more good things with grips, and they slowly are.